Simone Puhl

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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us and roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Cats are a queer kind of folk at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door. Climb leg eat grass, throw it back up or purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr for sit on the laptop. Cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit chase imaginary bugs peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth destroy the blinds. Get away from me stupid dog run up and down stairs ptracy, but small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender so stuff and things if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you. Loves cheeseburgers meow and walk away attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim time to go zooooom yet shove bum in hoomans face like camera lens. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Kitty lick the plastic bag i is playing on your console hooman but scratch at the door then walk away or bite plants.